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| Why do Japanese people have slanted eyes? Because they're still squinting from the blast. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Japanese - Tagged japanese , japs , jap , japs eye , enola gay , atom bomb - Current Score: 210 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A local snooker player died last week. His funeral was yesterday. Buried in front of him are a Pakistani, an African and a Jap. His wife moaned, "it's totally unfair, he's completely snookered behind the black, brown and yellow!!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged snooker , jap , african , pakistani , graveyard , funeral - Current Score: 78 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| Liverpool FC have made two new signings - a Japanese lad and an Italian. Rafa Benitez says they should fit in well with Liverpool's style. Their names? Nickamotor and Robatelli. | |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged scouser , liverpool , football , jap , italian - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Operators of the London Eye have announced plans to build a similar attraction in every major country around the world. Brilliant, I can't wait to see the Jap's Eye. | |
Joke by el.hannen, in Religion and racism > Japanese - Tagged london , eye , jap - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 months ago
| Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two! "What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you do." The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered. "That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?" Number Three Samurai, Obi-wan Cohen, stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around! In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead." "Dead, schmead," replied the Jewish Samurai. "Dead is easy. Circumcision... THAT takes skill!" | |
Joke by betty swollox, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged chinese , jap , jew - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| I'm half Japanese and sometimes I hate having racist remarks made about me. But then I think, "at least I'm not a nigger!" | |
Joke by smiddy, in Sex and shit > Black Cock - Tagged jap , nigger , racism - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
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