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Following the problems in the financial sector in the US, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal |    |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > Northern Rock - Tagged northern rock , bankrupt , bankruptcy , newcastle , sushi , japan , sumo , origami , bonsai - Current Score: 102 - Added: 10 months, 17 days ago
| Paddy is serving on an anti-aircraft battery in the Pacific in WW2 when he sees a Japanese plane flying towards him with the pilot waving a sword in the air screaming "Banzai! Banzai! Kamikaze!" Paddy turns to his mate and says "Stupid twat will kill himself flying like that." | |
Joke by P45, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , world war 2 , japan , kamikaze - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Why did Disney World fail in Japan? Nobody was tall enough to go on the good rides. | |
Joke by winzar, in Religion and racism > Japanese - Tagged japan - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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