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| I got thrown out of the Pub last Saturday. Bukkake... karaoke... Its all Japanese to me. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Bukkake - Tagged bukkake , karaoke , japanese , pub - Current Score: 186 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| Japanese scientists have invented a camera with a shutter that operates so fast, it was recently able to take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged japanese , camera , shutter , fast , mouth , shut - Current Score: 184 - Added: 10 months ago
| Why do Japanese people have slanted eyes? Because they're still squinting from the blast. | |
Joke by Elwyn, in Religion and racism > Japanese - Tagged japanese , hiroshima - Current Score: 162 - Added: 3 months, 10 days ago
| Have you heard about the case of that fugitive who held hostage a busload of Japanese tourists? The police have 5,000 pictures of him. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Japanese - Tagged japanese , bus , fugitive , photo , hostage - Current Score: 155 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| Do you know why the Japs have such slitty eyes? Ever seen the glare off an atom bomb? | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Japanese - Tagged japanese , japs , jap , japs eye , enola gay , atom bomb - Current Score: 45 - Added: 10 months ago
| Three naked men in a sauna, an American, Japanese and Irishman. They heard a bleeping sound, the American touches his arm and says thats my pager, I have a microchip under my skin. Next a phone rings and Japanese man lifts his palm to his ear, he says I have a microchip in my hand. The Irishman feeling very lowtech went to the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his arse, he says "Oh jaysus, would u look at that, I'm getting a fax!" | |
Joke by sw3llh34d, in Jokes with no home > techologhy - Tagged americans , japanese , irish - Current Score: 28 - Added: 10 months ago
| The waitress walks up to one of her tables and is shocked to see three Japanese men, all sat there masturbating ferociously. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" she screams. One of the Japanese guys looks up and says, "Well, it says on the menu, First come, First served!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged japanese , bar , wank - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year ago
| We were that poor when I was a kid, my parents used to get my school clothes from the Army surplus shop. Nothing wrong with that you might say. But do you realise how badly bullied you get going school dressed as a Japanese sniper ! | |
Joke by ben dover, in Jokes with no home > School - Tagged japanese , sniper , school , bullied , army , clothes , ben dover - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| Why do the Japanese have slanty eyes? Have you seen the glare from an H bomb? | |
Joke by Daft Nader, in Religion and racism > Japanese - Tagged japanese , bomb - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Japanese fighter pilots? You only have to teach them to take off. | |
Joke by Snan, in Religion and racism > Japanese - Tagged japanese , kamikaze - Current Score: 17 - Added: 8 months ago
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