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A white lie: "No dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans".

A black lie: "I didn't steal no mother fuckin' car".
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Joke by nufcdude, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , car , steal , jeans , mother fucker , white  - Current Score: 360 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.
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Joke by cb, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged jeans , hotels , ballroom  - Current Score: 182 - Added: 3 weeks ago

What's is the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
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Joke by Odie C, in Sex and shit > Black Cock - Tagged fly , flies , jeans , starving people , black kids  - Current Score: 147 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago

Apparently paedophilia, and the urge to molest children, has a direct link to what is contained in genes...

Specifically, a nice tight teenage arse.
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Joke by petejtool, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged jeans , genes , paedo , arse , teen  - Current Score: 80 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago

Those youngsters who wear their jeans halfway down their arses.
They really piss me off. I feel like fucking belting them.
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Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Fashion - Tagged youngsters , jeans , arses , fucking  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 month, 13 days ago

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