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| I was walking along the beach when I saw a small boy lying on the sand who had been stung by a jelly fish. I remembered that if you're stung by one you should to piss on it, so I whipped my dick out and started pissing on him. His parents weren't too pleased though, apparently it doesn't work when they're dead. |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Jokes with no home > Jimmy Carr - Tagged jelly , fish , boy , piss , jimmy carr - Current Score: 190 - Added: 7 months, 17 days ago
| What is the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't jelly your dick up your girlfriend's arse!! | |
Joke by pluvius, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged jam , jelly , anal , arse - Current Score: 173 - Added: 6 months, 4 days ago
| My girlfriend was complaining that we don't have enough foreplay before sex. So last night, I tied her to the bed, and slipped a blindfold over her eyes. Then I lubed her pussy with strawberry jam... and licked her out for two whole hours. Or that's what she thinks - it's amazing what the dog will do for some pork pie jelly. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Sex and shit > Dogs - Tagged cunnilingus , dog , bestiality , jelly , sexy , blindfold , humans can lick too - Current Score: 156 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| My wife brought some ky jelly home and said, "This is going to make you happy tonight!" She was fucking right as well......I spread it all over the door knobs and she couldn't get back in! | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Sex and shit > Kinky - Tagged sex , jelly , wife , tonight - Current Score: 108 - Added: 6 months, 20 days ago
| Don't ever trifle with your sex life. The jelly and custard are a bastard to wash off after. | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Sex and shit > trifle - Tagged jelly , custard , trifle - Current Score: 3 - Added: 3 months ago
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