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| Police digging at the Jersey Childrens' home have found Michael Jackson's other glove. |    |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Jersey Childrens Home - Tagged jersey , michael jackson - Current Score: 116 - Added: 5 months ago
| Just had a holiday in Jersey, but found it hard to relax with all those kids under my feet | |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Jersey Childrens Home - Tagged jersey , kids , feet - Current Score: 102 - Added: 5 months ago
| How do you bring up a child in Jersey? Remove the flagstones and start digging | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Celebrity and news events > Jersey Childrens Home - Tagged jersey , child - Current Score: 55 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| To be fair to Josef Fritzl, the Austrian fella, he did put his daughter up for adoption, but the childrens' home in Jersey said their cellar was already full. | |
Joke by jcollins00, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged josef fritzl , jersey , cellar - Current Score: 43 - Added: 3 months ago
| What's the difference between a Jersey orphan and a Jersey Royal? You dig up the spud after eight months. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged jersey - Current Score: 42 - Added: 6 months ago
| In the news this week: the Jersey nightclub that's banned fat girls. How the fuck am I gonna get laid now. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged news , jersey , nightclub , girls , laid - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Multiple murders over last 40 years just been discovered in Jersey. Bergerac must be livid he missed that case. | |
Joke by figster, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged jersey , bergerac , murder - Current Score: 12 - Added: 5 months ago
| Apparently they have found the remains of five on Jersey. Great. I always thought they were a shit band. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Jersey Childrens Home - Tagged 5ive , five , jersey , dead - Current Score: 11 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| So Australia have sent a paedophile back to Britain. I heard he wanted to go to Jersey, but he found out he was a few decades too late. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedophile , paedophilia , australia , britain , jersey , grammer_natzee - Current Score: 5 - Added: 5 months ago
| The owners of the Jersey Childrens home have claimed their problems began when they brought a sand pit off Peter Tobin. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Jersey Childrens Home - Tagged jersey , tobin - Current Score: 5 - Added: 5 months ago
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