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| The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?" Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?" The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say." |    |
Joke by johnboy, in Jokes with no home > true - Tagged toilet , crap , phone , toilet humour , gags , cunt , jethro - Current Score: 1821 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago
| Why do doctors slap new born babies arses at birth? To make the dicks fall off the stupid ones. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged babies , dicks , slap , women , sexist , birth , doctors , jethro - Current Score: 134 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago
| An old man was sitting on a bench when a young punk with spiked hair in all different colours: Green, red, orange, blue, yellow, sat down next to him. The young man got unnerved as the old man just stared at his hair for ages, so finally said, "What's wrong, old timer? Have you never done anything wild in your life?" The old man coolly replied, "I got drunk once and fucked a parrot: I was just wondering if you were my son." | |
Joke by Bazza2103, in Sex and shit > Oldies - Tagged fuck , sex , parrot , punk , youth , old man , drunk , wild , hair , jethro - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 days ago
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