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| Political correctness gone mad! I'm advertising for a new job at my company and so in the advert I politely put "Muslims and Jews need not apply." Muslims are generally cool about it, Jews don't care - it's just those fuckers from the council who are round straight away threatening me with a court summons for active racial discimination. Stupid, dopey bastards. I'm a pork butcher, for fuck's sake. |    |
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , muslims , jew , jews , pork butcher , political correctness , council , humourous true story - Current Score: 227 - Added: 1 month ago
| Where do you send Jewish kids with A.D.D.? To Concentration camps | |
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jewish , jew , holocaust , a.d.d. - Current Score: 191 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's a Jew's ultimate dilemma? Free pork. | |
Joke by Naive Amoeba, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jew , jewish , anti-sematic , racist , racism - Current Score: 182 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve. | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jew , sleeve , number - Current Score: 160 - Added: 1 week ago
| Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised? They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off! | |
Joke by Rexton, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged penis , jew , jewish , women , circumsision - Current Score: 157 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Why is it that, when the Sealed Knot recreate Civil War battles, it's considered to be enriching historical entertainment and a nice family day out but, when me and a few mates attempt to recreate the holocaust, we all get arrested? | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged jew , holocaust , sealed knot , history , anti semitism , jews , jewish , violence - Current Score: 137 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| A news reporter goes to see a Jewish man who has been going to the western wall in Israel to pray once a day for 70 years, the reporter goes up to him and says, "hello I'm a reporter for the BBC and we know you're quite famous around this wall so we were wondering if we could ask you a few questions." The man agrees and she asks, "so we were wondering; what have you actually been praying for all of these years?" The man replies, "I have been praying for peace between the Jews and Arabs and for all world hatred and terrorism to stop, and for my children and grandchildren to grown up in a peaceful world." The news reporter says, "Wow that's truly beautiful, how do you feel after doing this for 70 years?" The man replies, "I feel like I've been talking to a fucking brick wall." | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jew , man , isreal , western wall , jewish , arab - Current Score: 136 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| The Muslims are forever carrying out terrorist attacks on Israel, because the Jews keep taking over their land and forming their own communities. I recently went to Luton, and realised the Muslims are a bunch of hypocrites. | |
Joke by Hue Marr 3, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , jew , town , immigration , israil - Current Score: 130 - Added: 1 week ago
| I know a Jewish bloke who cries every time he thinks about his ancestors being detained in the concentration camps. He just can't get over all that unpaid work they did. | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged jew , holocaust , revvyb - Current Score: 130 - Added: 3 months ago
| What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after he got in the car? "Hey, go easy on the sweets." | |
Joke by pdf1, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jew , paedophile - Current Score: 128 - Added: 11 months ago
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