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| A woman walks into a high class jewellers. As she's busy admiring some wonderful diamond rings, she lets out a bit of a sloppy fart. Blushing, she hopes that nobody heard her. A moment later, she approaches a sales assistant and asks, "Excuse me sir, but how much is that gorgeous diamond ring?" "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price..." |    |
Joke by swedishpimp, in Jokes with no home > Fart - Tagged jewellers , fart , shit , diamond , jewellery - Current Score: 106 - Added: 7 months, 15 days ago
| A tramp walks into a jewellers and starts fingering his arsehole. The assistant behind the counter screams at him "What the fuck do you think you're doing??!!". He looks at her and says, "You fuckers wanna make your minds up" then points to the sign in the window... 'Come in and pick your ring in comfort' | |
Joke by Mach, in Sex and shit > Arse - Tagged ring , arsehole , jewellers , tramp - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month, 6 days ago
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