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| What's a Jew's ultimate dilemma? Free pork. |    |
Joke by Naive Amoeba, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , jewish , anti-sematic , racist , racism - Current Score: 288 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Where do you send Jewish kids with A.D.D.? To concentration camps. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jewish , jew , holocaust , concentrate , add , concentration , camp , camps , concentration camps , kids , kid , children - Current Score: 243 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A half Jewish, half black Kid asks his Mom "Mom, am I mostly Jewish or mostly black?" "That's a dumb question" she replies "Go bother your Dad, already" Off he goes - "Dad, would you say I'm mostly Jewish or mostly black?" "You're just you, son, why are you asking dumb-ass questions like that?" "Well, my friend's selling his bike for 50 bucks and I don't know whether to Jew him down to 25 or just wait until dark and steal the fucker" | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged jewish , black , mom , dad , son , bike , dark steal , fucker - Current Score: 234 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised? They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off. | |
Joke by Rexton, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged penis , jew , jewish , women , circumsision , cock , dick , cut , cheap , percent , off , father , fathers , son , sons , dad , dads - Current Score: 206 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| The international financial crisis has gotten so bad, Jewish women are starting to marry for love. | |
Joke by kidneykutter, in Religion and racism > Judaism - Tagged jewish , women , love - Current Score: 196 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A Jewish man asks, “Rabbi, what should I do? My son has converted to Christianity.” “I don’t know,” answered the Rabbi. “Come back tomorrow, and I’ll ask advice from God.” The man comes back the next day. “I can’t help you,” says the Rabbi. “God told me he has the same problem.” | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged god , rabbi , jewish , problem - Current Score: 178 - Added: 1 week ago
| A news reporter goes to see a Jewish man who has been going to the western wall in Israel to pray once a day for 70 years, the reporter goes up to him and says, "hello I'm a reporter for the BBC and we know you're quite famous around this wall so we were wondering if we could ask you a few questions." The man agrees and she asks, "so we were wondering; what have you actually been praying for all of these years?" The man replies, "I have been praying for peace between the Jews and Arabs and for all world hatred and terrorism to stop, and for my children and grandchildren to grown up in a peaceful world." The news reporter says, "Wow that's truly beautiful, how do you feel after doing this for 70 years?" The man replies, "I feel like I've been talking to a fucking brick wall." | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , man , isreal , western wall , jewish , arab - Current Score: 166 - Added: 5 months ago
| Why is it that, when the Sealed Knot recreate Civil War battles, it's considered to be enriching historical entertainment and a nice family day out but, when me and a few mates attempt to recreate the holocaust, we all get arrested? | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged jew , holocaust , sealed knot , history , anti semitism , jews , jewish , violence - Current Score: 159 - Added: 5 months, 5 days ago
| Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live for ever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense really. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged cosmic , jewish - Current Score: 138 - Added: 8 months, 4 days ago
| What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged tight , jewish , yid - Current Score: 133 - Added: 7 months, 7 days ago
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