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| Political correctness gone mad! I'm advertising for a new job at my company and so in the advert I politely put "Muslims and Jews need not apply." Muslims are generally cool about it, Jews don't care - it's just those fuckers from the council who are round straight away threatening me with a court summons for active racial discimination. Stupid, dopey bastards. I'm a pork butcher, for fuck's sake. |    |
Joke by anthony4, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , muslims , jew , jews , pork butcher , political correctness , council , humourous true story - Current Score: 280 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| Why do Jews watch porn films backwards? They love the bit where the prostitute gives the money back. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged jews , prostitutes , hoy oi yoy my life my boy already! - Current Score: 261 - Added: 8 months, 12 days ago
| Was struggling with my crossword this morning. Clue: Jewish baker Letters: (5,6) A - - - - H - - - - - | |
Joke by peadough, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged hitler , world war , jews , baker , holocaust , adolf hitler - Current Score: 245 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs. | |
Joke by tgs, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged christians , jews , muslims , sikhs , hindus , cocksuckers , idiots , childish beliefs , fairy tales , gullible arseholes , buddhists , jains , credulous fools - Current Score: 242 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago
| Why do Jews never get distracted? Because they've all been to concentration camp. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged concentration camp , jews - Current Score: 215 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged hitler , suicide , gas , bill , death , jews , holocaust - Current Score: 213 - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
| Some kid was playing up and being a right twat in Tesco, so his dad gave him a smack, so this German woman comes over and tapped the dad on the shoulder and said "In my country we don't smack our children", He replied "Well, in our country we don't gas our jews" | |
Joke by 8PintsOnYourDoorstep, in Religion and racism > German - Tagged german , jews , tesco - Current Score: 198 - Added: 7 months, 8 days ago
| Israel are considering pulling out of the Beijing Olympics due to the smoggy air conditions. The Chinese government says "it's just harmless mist". An Israeli spokesman says " we are not falling for that one again " | |
Joke by nattyp, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged jews , israel , olympics , chinese , mist , beijing - Current Score: 184 - Added: 2 months ago
| What runs along walls and kills Jews? Gas Pipes. | |
Joke by omgitsruss, in Sex and shit > Big cocks - Tagged jews , holocaust , gas , pipes - Current Score: 173 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Jesus to the left of me, Moses to the right! Here I am, stuck in the middle of Jews. | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jews , jesus , moses , stealers wheel - Current Score: 166 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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