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| My wife and I had to run to the shops for five minutes, and so we left our four-year-old son unattended with a jigsaw to keep him amused. Imagine our surprise when we came back to discover he had sawn off four of his fingers. |    |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged puzzle , jigsaw , fingers , blood loss - Current Score: 102 - Added: 9 months, 7 days ago
| Why did the chav get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said, "From 2-4 years." | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chavs , jigsaw , chav , puzzle , jigsaw puzzle , months , month , year , years , box - Current Score: 58 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I'm going to make the biggest ever jigsaw with half a million pieces. When its completed it will spell out, 'Get A Fucking Life' | |
Joke by purespasticated, in Jokes with no home > Jokes - Tagged jigsaw , losers , lonely , boring - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 week ago
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