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| How do you stop a scouser from breaking into your house? Put a sign up saying "Job Vacancies" |    |
Joke by sgs, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged scousers , jobs - Current Score: 110 - Added: 5 months, 15 days ago
| A black man is talking to his mate about his move to England "You know, I could have gone anywhere in de world when I left Africa. I could have gone to sunny California, or stylish Paris, but y'know what made me choose Britain?" He continued, "the BNP". "Seriously man, they said that these immigrants were getting all the best jobs and stealing all the women..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged jobs , women , move , bnp - Current Score: 108 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago
| My wife's gone out tonight with her mates from work. She's left me a long list of jobs that need to be done around the house. I've just had a quick read through the list and I reckon, if she's not back too late, she should be able to make a start. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , chores , jobs , male chauvinism - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| I'm a great supporter of feminism; the sooner women can do our jobs for us the better. | |
Joke by mancred, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged feminism , jobs - Current Score: 35 - Added: 3 months, 3 days ago
| I got sacked from my job yesterday for bestiality. Apparently dog grooming was not what I expected it to be. | |
Joke by Bong Marley, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged bestiality , dogs , jobs , grooming - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 week ago
| I got sacked from work the other day for being caught on the loo for an hour and a half on CCTV. I tried explaining to the boss that, if he had what I had, then he would also be on the loo for one and a half hours too. He said, "what have you got?" I said, "The Daily Star, News of the World, and the Guardian." | |
Joke by murphy, in Illness and mortality > Diarrhea - Tagged sack , work , boss , jobs - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
| All her life, my daughter's said she wanted to work with animals when she left school. Ungrateful bitch threw a wobbly when I got her a job in the local abattoir! | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Abattoir - Tagged abattoir , daughter , jobs - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| The Police have come up with a new scheme in Liverpool to disperse rioters. They will fly overhead with a helicopter and drop Job Application Forms. | |
Joke by peeps, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged liverpool , rioters , jobs - Current Score: 18 - Added: 8 months, 7 days ago
| Well I just heard that black people flocked to their town halls today to change their vote to John McCain after hearing that Obama promised them all jobs. | |
Joke by elmarcorulz, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack obama , jobs - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Did you hear about the two black guys who appeared on Ripley's Believe It Or Not? They both had jobs. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , ripleys , jobs - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
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