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| A man has been driving all night and he is exhausted, so he pulls in to a park to get a sleep in his car. He is just ready to get to sleep when his window gets knocked and a jogger is standing and asks the time to which the man replies "it's 7 o'clock". So the man is just about sleeping again when his window is knocked on again and another jogger is standing and asks the same question to which the man replies angrily " it's 10 past 7". The man now annoyed at the fact he can't get to sleep takes a pen and some paper and writes "I do not know the time," and sticks the sign to the window. 10 minutes later the man is dosing off when his window is knocked and a jogger is standing and the man shouts "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" and the jogger replies, "It's half past 7." |    |
Joke by fraz210691, in Jokes with no home > Stupid - Tagged man , driving , time , jogger , new - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A travelling salesman had broken down at 5am on his way to an early morning meeting and managed to push his car to a layby near a park. He thought, while he was waiting for the AA man, he'd catch up on some much needed sleep. Just as he nodded off, a dog walker tapped on his window and asked for the time. Annoyed, the salesmen told him it was 5:10 and tried to get back to sleep. Just as he nodded off, a newspaper boy tapped on the window and asked for the time. Annoyed, the salesman told him it was 5:20 and tried to get back to sleep. Just as he nodded off, a milkman tapped on his window and asked for the time. Getting pretty angry now the salesman told him it was 5:30 - he then wrote a note saying 'I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME' and stuck it on his window, he then snuggled down an tried to get back to sleep. Just as he nodded off, a Jogger tapped on his window and said 'It's 5:40 mate' | |
Joke by monkeyman, in Jokes with no home > Joggers - Tagged jogger , time , salesman , sleep - Current Score: -2 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago
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