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| One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early." |    |
Joke by trenchcoat, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged naked , guy , jogging , shagging , my , wife - Current Score: 67 - Added: 7 months, 25 days ago
| A Scotswoman came home from work smiling from ear to ear. Her husband asked, "why are you looking so fucking pleased with youself". "I jogged home behind a bus and saved myself the 60p fare", she said. The husband replied, "you dim twat, next time jog behind a fucking taxi, that way you can save nearly 5 quid!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged jogging , bus , taxi , saving money - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| I was chased by the anti-terrorist police the other day, You just can't go for a jog in the tube anymore. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Celebrity and news events > Jean Charles De Menezes - Tagged jean charles de menezes , police , jogging , tube - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I decided to go jogging in the park this morning........well it was either that or get caught and arrested for flashing. | |
Joke by geemack, in Sex and shit > Flasher - Tagged jogging , park , arrested - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| My Grandpa used to say that every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. That's just fucking great, he's now 85 and going to spend an extra 5 months in a nursing home at £2,000 per month. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged grandpa , nursing , home , jogging - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| Scientists say that masturbation is actually a great way to help you stay fit. All the people round here call me "the wanking jogger". | |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged masturbation , wanking , jogging , keep fit - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
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