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| How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder! |    |
Joke by Sick Cunt, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged black , joke , racism , old - Current Score: 1698 - Added: 6 months, 7 days ago
| Just bought the wife a new bag and a belt for her birthday... Fuckin' hoover works perfectly now! | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged old , joke , hoover , wife - Current Score: 206 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| There was this group of people on a tour-bus. The guide on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a man got up and said that he could tell a joke about Americans. Suddenly a bloke in the back of the bus said, "no, don't do that. I'm American." The guide looked at him and said, "that's okay, we'll explain it to you afterwards." | |
Joke by kinjoker, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged dumb , americans , bus , joke - Current Score: 191 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| Five signs that you spend too much time on Sickipedia: 1. Whenever someone mentions something that you have already heard, you immediately scream DUPLICATE! 2. Your cousin mentions their four-year-old daughter, and your first response is to make a joke about having anal sex with her. 3. You hear the word "rape" and instinctively look for a punchline. 4. You go to a job interview and assume that the best way to impress people is to say, "all Americans are fat cunts." 5. You are 33, still live with your parents, and are a virgin. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged virgin , sickipedia , joke , jokes , americans , america , rape , punchline , job interview - Current Score: 188 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| I went to see Frankie Boyle live last night, read a few Viz comics on the way home and then watched a Jimmy Carr DVD as I was going to bed. Its amazing, but nearly all their jokes were stolen from Sickipedia! | |
Joke by lionarse, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , frankie boyle , viz , joke borrowing , joke , jokes , stolen , jimmy carr - Current Score: 147 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| First Jade Goody gets Cancer, then her boyfriend gets sent to jail. Can anything get worse for her? I fucking hope so, she is the source of some of my best material. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged goody , joke , boyfriend , cancer - Current Score: 132 - Added: 6 days ago
| How is it you can throw a burnt match out of a car window and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches, a box of fire lighters, 500ml of lighter fuel and a Sunday paper but still can't light the fucking BBQ? | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > FIRE - Tagged add , the , word , to , make , your , joke , funny , quotfuckingquot - Current Score: 125 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| I've found another place where you can find over 75,000 muslim jokes! It's called Bradford. | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , joke , racist - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's the difference between Gary Glitter's girlfriends and Peter Kay's jokes? Peter Kay's jokes are all over 10 years old. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged peter kay , gary glitter , jokes , joke , sex , kids , paedophile , kiddy fucker - Current Score: 115 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| Why is posting a joke on Sickipedia like writing comedy scripts for Iranian State Television? You know that your best work is going to be edited by an obsessive twat with no sense of humour. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged extremist , joke , sickipedia , iranian , television - Current Score: 106 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago
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