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| How does every Black joke start? By looking over your shoulder! |    |
Joke by Sick Cunt, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged black , joke , racism - Current Score: 2031 - Added: 11 months ago
| What goes Huh? click, huh? click, huh? click........an American voting down our good fucking jokes. | |
Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Americans - Tagged american , americans , america , joke , jokes , vote , voting , fat yanks - Current Score: 1879 - Added: 3 months ago
| Yesterday evening, I had to change a lightbulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road and walked into a bar. I realised my life was a big joke. | |
Joke by bogies, in Jokes with no home > Lightbulb - Tagged life , joke , bar , road , lightbulb , kishan is a hero - Current Score: 995 - Added: 2 months ago
| I've just read joke 57704 on Sickipedia by The Wolf: 'Muslim extremists commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins. I just go down the local primary school.' You obviously don't live in Liverpool then? | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged muslim , virgin , paradise , joke , liverpool - Current Score: 350 - Added: 3 months ago
| The infinite monkey theory states that an infinite number of monkeys hitting keys at random on a keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type the complete works of Shakespeare. I was wondering how many Americans hitting keys at random it would take before a Yank got a decent joke on Sickipedia. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged monkey , american , theory , joke , sickipedia - Current Score: 341 - Added: 3 months ago
| My missus told me the shittest joke I've ever heard earlier. "What's the thinnest book in the world? 'What Men Know About Women'." She laughed hysterically until I punched her in the balls. | |
Joke by furiousg, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged wife , joke - Current Score: 270 - Added: 1 week ago
| Just bought the wife a new bag and a belt for her birthday... Fuckin' hoover works perfectly now! | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged old , joke , hoover , wife - Current Score: 227 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Five signs that you spend too much time on Sickipedia: 1. Whenever someone mentions something that you have already heard, you immediately scream DUPLICATE! 2. Your cousin mentions their four-year-old daughter, and your first response is to make a joke about having anal sex with her. 3. You hear the word "rape" and instinctively look for a punchline. 4. You go to a job interview and assume that the best way to impress people is to say, "all Americans are fat cunts." 5. You are 33, still live with your parents, and are a virgin. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged virgin , sickipedia , joke , jokes , americans , america , rape , punchline , job interview - Current Score: 223 - Added: 7 months ago
| If an American posts a joke, and no-one reads it... ... is it still crap? | |
Joke by immortalmaniac, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , humourless , crap , joke , post , sickipedia - Current Score: 199 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I went to see Frankie Boyle live last night, read a few Viz comics on the way home and then watched a Jimmy Carr DVD as I was going to bed. Its amazing, but nearly all their jokes were stolen from Sickipedia! | |
Joke by lionarse, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , frankie boyle , viz , joke , jokes , stolen , jimmy carr - Current Score: 182 - Added: 6 months ago
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