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What goes Huh? click, huh? click, huh? click........an american voting down our good fucking jokes

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Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Americans - Tagged american , americans , america , joke , jokes , vote , voting , fat yanks  - Current Score: 1742 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago

You know you're on Sickipedia too much when you start learning the news from the jokes.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by albinobob123, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , jokes , news  - Current Score: 1513 - Added: 3 months, 6 days ago

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?

Madeleine McCann jokes get old.
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Joke by frank_jizzism, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , jokes  - Current Score: 474 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
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Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged jokes , fat , fatty , obese , food , plate  - Current Score: 271 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago

It seems that any joke written on here gets massacred fairly quickly. So in light of that, I have decided to write whatever the fuck I want knowing that it will be deleted soon.

Talibans eat yoghurt.
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Joke by donkeyjoker, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , jokes , voting  - Current Score: 238 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago

Well, after years of making sick jokes on the internet and Sickipedia about thalidomide and spastic kids, my wife went for an ultrasound today and the doctor's told us our baby has Down's Syndrome.

This must be God's way of providing me with more material.
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Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , jokes , thalidomide , spastic , downs syndrome  - Current Score: 237 - Added: 4 months, 2 days ago

What's worse than a joke without a punchline?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tommy_english, in Jokes with no home > Jokes - Tagged jokes  - Current Score: 217 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Five signs that you spend too much time on Sickipedia:

1. Whenever someone mentions something that you have already heard, you immediately scream DUPLICATE!

2. Your cousin mentions their four-year-old daughter, and your first response is to make a joke about having anal sex with her.

3. You hear the word "rape" and instinctively look for a punchline.

4. You go to a job interview and assume that the best way to impress people is to say, "all Americans are fat cunts."

5. You are 33, still live with your parents, and are a virgin.
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Joke by antibagdave, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged virgin , sickipedia , joke , jokes , americans , america , rape , punchline , job interview  - Current Score: 210 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago

Its been a bit quiet on the site today as many were present at the funeral of MAGGOT, Sickipedia's unfunniest comedian.

In tribute, the vicar read out one of MAGGOT's 'Knock, knock' jokes, and the congregation had two minutes silence.
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Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged silence , jokes , maggot , vicar , unfunniest , funeral  - Current Score: 209 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago

I went to see Frankie Boyle live last night, read a few Viz comics on the way home and then watched a Jimmy Carr DVD as I was going to bed. Its amazing, but nearly all their jokes were stolen from Sickipedia!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lionarse, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , frankie boyle , viz , joke , jokes , stolen , jimmy carr  - Current Score: 171 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago

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