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What's black and runs into walls?

Jordan's baby.
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Joke by JIMMYSAVILLE, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged blind , baby , jordan , katie , price , katie price , wall , walls , run , runs , stupid , retard , retarded , thick , slow , spastic , spaz , fat , black  - Current Score: 217 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

I had to get a Visa last week to gain entry into Jordan.

I prefer the good old days when she accepted cash.
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Joke by RevvyB, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged jordan , whore  - Current Score: 162 - Added: 6 months, 21 days ago

I saw on the news that an Australian had gone missing in Jordan.

Peter Andre really should be more careful when he licks her out...
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Joke by rawmarsh, in Sex and shit > camping - Tagged jordan , missing tourist , big cunt , cunt , peter andre  - Current Score: 127 - Added: 3 months, 5 days ago

If Jordan is meant to be married to Peter Andre, why is she always being photographed with Gary Coleman?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by twayne, in Celebrity and news events > Jordan - Tagged gary coleman , jordan , peter andre , harvey , little nigger , disabled nigger , nigger  - Current Score: 103 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago

What's Jordan's favourite cocktail?

A Harvey Wallbanger.
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged cocktail , jordan , harvey  - Current Score: 38 - Added: 8 months ago

What's the difference between Dwight Yorke and the Israeli Army?

The Israeli Army knows when to pull out of Jordan
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Joke by nevergreen, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged jordan , dwight yorke  - Current Score: 36 - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago

Why doesn't Jordan let Harvey play in the sand pit ?...In case the cats bury him.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by miffy, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged jordan , harvey , sand , pit  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago

I saw that Peter Andre today.

I said to him, "so, tell me Peter, what was the third thing that attracted you to your wife?"
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Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Peter Andre - Tagged peter andre , jordan , katie price , tits , boobs , breasts , mammaries  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago

Apparently 106 Iraqi refugees have just arrived home from Jordan. And I thought Peter Andre was the big cunt.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by cleggypdc, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged peter andre , jordan  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 month, 6 days ago

After the sacking of Avram Grant, Jordan has become the favourite to replace him as Chelsea manager.
Chelsea spokesman Peter Kenyon said, "yes, this is true - as, at least, we would be assured of bringing two big cups to Stamford Bridge if we bring her in."
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Joke by appyhammer, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged jordan , chelsea  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 6 months, 8 days ago

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