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| A man takes his nine year old daughter to the doctor. After several hours in the waiting room, (NHS...) they're called in. "Hello," the doctor says. "How can I help you?" The man nods, "It's my daughter, I was wondering if you could put her on birth control." "Birth control?" the doctor is incredulous. "She's too young to be sexually active!" "Sexually active?" the father says, "She just lies there like her mother!" |    |
Joke by co2, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , paedophilia , sex , daughter , chemist , birth control , condom , paedophile , josef , fritzl , austria - Current Score: 483 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I can't understand all this fuss about 'evil' Josef Fritzl. As I remember the last time an Austrian hid his young lover and seven children from the authorities the story was turned into the most successful and beloved film musical ever. People are so fickle. | |
Joke by Beavis, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef , fritzl , musical , film , incest , viz , josef fritzl - Current Score: 165 - Added: 5 months, 16 days ago
| So, a daughter in the cellar, and an axe murderer in the closet. I can't help but feel the Austrians are taking the game of Cluedo a little too seriously. | |
Joke by pharoahdonny, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged austrian , cluedo , josef - Current Score: 124 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago
| Is it just me or does everyone think the Austrian Police should release pictures of Josef Fritzl's inbred kids. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged austria , imbred , insest , fritzl , josef - Current Score: 29 - Added: 7 months, 3 days ago
| Lock up your daughters, Josef Fritzl's about... Does that seem ironic to anybody else? | |
Joke by Barclay, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged josef fritzl , fritzl , incest , josef , elisabeth fritzl - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| In Austria, no-one can hear you scream. | |
Joke by Beavis, in Celebrity and news events > Girl In Cellar - Tagged fritzl , cellar , josef , elisabeth , austria , scream - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| There was once was a lovely old fellah Whose daughter did nothing he'd tell her So our friend Josef Fritzl Just whipped out his schnitzel And locked her away in his cellar | |
Joke by Deistin, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef , elisabeth fritzl , austria , cellar , incest , rape - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 days ago
| When asked by the Austrian media if he had ever met Josef Fritzl's daughter Alice, the family's next door neighbour replied "Alice?, who the fuck is Alice? For twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice?" | |
Joke by mr patry, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef fritzl , austria , cellar , alice , fritzl , neighbour , living next door , josef - Current Score: 9 - Added: 7 months ago
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