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| This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line. THE SITUATION You are in England, York to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water. Nature is unleashing all its destructive fury. THE TEST Suddenly, you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer... Somehow, the man looks familiar... You suddenly realise who it is... It's Gordon Brown! You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two options: You can save the life of Gordon Brown or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning photo, documenting the death of one of the country's most powerful men! THE QUESTION Here's the question, and please give an honest answer... Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white? |    |
Joke by daniel1415, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged gordon brown , journalist - Current Score: 232 - Added: 5 months, 18 days ago
| A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage . Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her before the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him profusely. A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter, addressing the biker says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life." The biker replies, "why, it was nothing really: the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right." The reporter says, "well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a Journalist from The New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So... what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?" The biker replies, "I'm a United States Marine and a Republican." The journalist leaves. The following morning, the biker buys a copy of The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH | |
Joke by lovingsexism, in Celebrity and news events > Immigration - Tagged republican , united states , journalist , little girl - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| At a news conference a journalist said to a politician: "Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you please comment on this?" The politician replied: "My assistant has a big mouth!" | |
Joke by Badvirus, in Sex and shit > politician - Tagged politician , journalist , conference , mouth - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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