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| Jesus is sitting down one day and is visioning the high rate of drug consumption on earth in later years. He thought it was a bit hypocritical of him to condemn them without first trying them himself, so he sent his apostles out to find what drugs they could. The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned Jesus, waiting at the door, hears a knock: "Who is it?" "It's Paul" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Paul?" "Hashish from Morocco" another knock ... "Who is it?" "It's Mark" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Mark?" "Marijuana from Colombia" another knock ... "Who is it?" "It's Matthew" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Matthew ?" "Cocaine from Bolivia" This continues for a while until finally theres a 12th knock on the door "Who is it?" "It's Judas" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Judas?" "FBI MOTHERFUCKERS!" |    |
Joke by MikeLit, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged judas , apostles , jesus , drugs - Current Score: 114 - Added: 10 months, 23 days ago
| Jesus stands up and announces, "I shall now turn this water into wine." Judas gets up, "you put your fucking fiver in like the rest of us, pal." | |
Joke by git, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged judas , jesus , water , wine - Current Score: 9 - Added: 6 months, 7 days ago
| Jesus walks into desert and up to St Peter. He says, "it's no good Pete, Been everywhere and all I could scrounge was a few loaves and half dozen fishes." Peter tells Jesus, "it's no problem Guv'nor, look around." Jesus looks round and sees 5,000 people all eating cod in breadcrumbs. "See, it's all taken care of," Peter says. Jesus shouts, "but how? When I left here we had nothing to eat." Peter points, "all taken care of. Judas came into a bit of money" | |
Joke by git, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged judas , jesus , fish , bread - Current Score: 8 - Added: 6 months, 7 days ago
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