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| So I guess now we can see what happens when everyone in China jumps at the same time... [Reference to 2008 earthquake] |    |
Joke by randycandy, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged china , earthquake , jump , population - Current Score: 116 - Added: 6 months ago
| What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? You don't wear boots when you jump on a trampoline. | |
Joke by wamphyri, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged boots , trampoline , jump , baby , dead baby - Current Score: 91 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom and a midget walked in and set up a step-ladder. When the man looked down, he noticed the midget staring at his balls. "Excuse me, sir," said the midget. "I was just really admiring your balls. Mind if I hold them?" "Why not?" said the man. So the midget grabs onto one of his balls and says, "Now give me your wallet or I'll jump!" | |
Joke by Skimp, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , balls , ladder , jump - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I stopped a black guy from committing suicide in front of a train. I pushed him before he could jump. | |
Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged guy , suicide , train , pushed , jump - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months ago
| A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman find a wizard on the top of a tall cliff. The wizard orders them to jump off the cliff, but he also promises that if they say anything while falling, they will get it at the bottom of the cliff. So first, the Englishman jumps off the cliff and shouts, "Pillows!" and so he lands on some pillows. Then the Scotsman jumps off the cliff, and he shouts, "Hay!" and so he lands on some hay. Finally the Irishman runs to jump off the cliff, but he trips on a rock just before the jump and says, "Aw, shite!" | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , scots , english , englishman , irishman , scotsman , scottish , jump , wizzard , pillows , pillow , hay , shit , shite , stupid , magic - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Why are there no decent Mexicans in the Olympics? Because anyone that can run, jump or swim is already in the States _____________________________________________________________________________________ I don't get this who would wanna live in that ShitHole! | |
Joke by canadianboy_16, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged mexican , olympics , run , jump , swim , border - Current Score: 2 - Added: 3 months ago
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