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| Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill. "What was that?" The others asked her. "Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked. "Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong." They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her. "It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Pregnancy and Abortion - Tagged thalidomide , arms , sweater , baby , babies , three , gynecologist , gynecologists , pill , pills , arm , jumper , knitting , knit , sleeve - Current Score: 406 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| My mate's a Welsh necrophiliac. I know he's a necrophiliac cos I caught him shagging my jumper. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged welsh , necrophiliac , jumper , sheep , sheep shagging - Current Score: 15 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| A crowd gathered in town today when a jumper was spotted up on a ledge. It turned out to be a cardigan. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Jumper - Tagged jumper , crowd - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 19 days ago
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