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| What is the most stupid animal in the jungle? A polar bear. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged stupid , jungle , polar - Current Score: 602 - Added: 4 months ago
| When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the cunt. Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?" "Tarzan check for bees." | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Sex and shit > Cunt - Tagged tarzan , cunt , kick , bees , jungle , jane , sex - Current Score: 147 - Added: 11 months ago
| What do you call Black Man in a tree with a Monkey? The Assistant Branch Manager. | |
Joke by Darklord, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black man , monkey , jungle - Current Score: 74 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's the biggest draw back in the Jungle? An elephant's foreskin! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged elephant , foreskin , jungle , draw back - Current Score: 44 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A small fieldmouse is scurrying through the jungle one day when he finds a wounded elephant moaning in pain. The elephant sees the mouse and says to him, "oh, Mr. Mouse, I've got a thorn stuck in my leg and can't remove it. If you take it out for me, I'll do anything to help you in return." The mouse thinks for a while and says he'll do it, but that afterwards he'd like to have sex with her. The elephant agrees, so the mouse quickly climbs her leg, rips the thorn out, and straight away gets down to banging her from behind. A monkey in a coconut tree who sees the tiny mouse pounding an elephant with all his strength thinks this is rather strange and that perhaps the mouse is trying to hurt the gigantic creature, so he grabs a coconut and hurls it at the mouse in an effort to scare him away. Unfortunately, his aim is off and the coconut only hits the elephant in the head. "OWW!" screams the elephant. "That hurts!" The mouse grins and whispers, "that's right, baby. Take it. Take it all." | |
Joke by Grimace, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged sex , penis , jungle , fucking , fuck - Current Score: 26 - Added: 10 months ago
| What do you do if you come across a tiger in the Jungle? Wipe it off and apologise. | |
Joke by 619no1, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged animals , tiger , jungle - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Why do black women carry their babies on their backs? Have you ever tried to push a pram through the jungle! | |
Joke by shitamericanjokes, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged jungle , nigger , baby , african , niglet - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months ago
| what would you do if you came across an elephant in the jungle? wipe it off and tell him you're sorry | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged elephant , cum , jungle - Current Score: 4 - Added: 10 months ago
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