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| What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Shut down by the RSPCA. |    |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged rspca , kangaroo , sheep , animal cruelty , englishwhiteboy - Current Score: 161 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago
| An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback, and after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!" | |
Joke by lurch_555, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged kangaroo - Current Score: 35 - Added: 9 months, 9 days ago
| A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large." Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows." The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?" The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?" | |
Joke by nassi, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , australia , wanky yanks , kangaroo , grasshopper , farm - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months, 10 days ago
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