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| An insect falls into a mug of beer Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away Indian : Sells the beer to the American, the insect to the Chinese and gets a fresh beer for himself Pakistani : Accuses the Indian of putting the insect in his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and gets a loan from the American to buy another beer. The Paki then moves to England and claims benefits. |    |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged english , englishman , american , america , usa , united states , china , chinese , gook , indian , paki , pakistani , pakistan , beer , loan , kashmir , yanky - Current Score: 68 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago
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