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| The Muppet Show is set to return to TV for the first time in 27 years. That's nice. Miss Piggy will be able to get a proper job instead of doing those Iceland adverts. |    |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry , muppet , katona - Current Score: 287 - Added: 3 months, 4 days ago
| Kerry Katona made bankrupt, Jade Goody gets cancer. All I need now is for Cheryl Cole to spontaneously combust live on X Factor and I can collect my bet. | |
Joke by milo123, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry , katona , jade , goody , cheryl , cole - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
| So Kerry Katona has been made bankrupt, eh? I wonder if all her assets, like her food, will be frozen. | |
Joke by geordieboi, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry , katona , bankrupt , iceland - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
| My Mum used to say, "beggars can't be choosers." Is that why Kerry Katona shops in Iceland then? | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged katona , iceland , bankrupt , proverbs , mum - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| In the latest Iceland advert on tv, Kerry Katona tells us.... "Shush!" she says "I`ll let you into a secret, Colleen is very tight" 'Tight' indeed Kerry......but i`d rather be 'tight' than have a cunt like a bucket like your good self. | |
Joke by cletus, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry , katona , iceland , cunt , bucket , tight - Current Score: 16 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| As my old man used to say, there are only 3 things certain in life. Death, Taxes and the fact that eventually Kerry Katona will commit suicide. | |
Joke by eviltorry, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged katona , death suicide - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Kerry Katona has had 15,000 pounds worth of liposuction done. That's not how much she paid, it's the weight in fat that they sucked out of her and used to make Iceland party sausages. Mmmm! C'mon kids, eat up. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry katona , katona , iceland , fat , sausages - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| Apparently Kerry Katona has gone to Iceland. The bitch will doing anything to avoid paying British taxes. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged katona , british , taxes , iceland - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
| ITV's 'This Morning' sponsored by Smirnoff. | |
Joke by discostu, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged vodka , katona , kerry katona , itv - Current Score: -3 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
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