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| Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, Then, on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a Japanese TV. And, most of all, being suspicious of anything foreign oh and.. only in Britain can you get a pizza to your door faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter. Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front of the shop. We might be British, but by fuck are we funny! |    |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged british , kebab , beer , indian - Current Score: 45 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's the difference between a Cunt and a Kebab? One has meat hanging out of both sides, stinks and you only eat it when you're drunk. The other is a Turkish delicacy. | |
Joke by Darklord, in Sex and shit > Cunt - Tagged cunt , kebab - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 week ago
| Part 1: What do you call a Turkish baby? A Kebaby. Part 2: What do you say to a crying Turkish baby? Shish Kebaby. | |
Joke by The Entertainer, in Religion and racism > turkish - Tagged turkish , kebab - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
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