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| David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing fuck all in a box has been smashed by Michael Owen. |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Owen - Tagged owen , football , blaine , box , record , keegan , newcastle , geordies - Current Score: 485 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago
| Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and sent to an institution for retards with no chance of recovery. "We're glad to have him back!" said Kevin Keegan. | |
Joke by fuckingliability, in Celebrity and news events > Gazza - Tagged gazza , gascoigne , newcastle , retard , football , keegan - Current Score: 107 - Added: 6 months, 14 days ago
| Kevin Keegan was nicked for speeding on his way to St. James' Park today. Police said he'd do fucking anything for 3 points. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Newcastle United - Tagged keegan , newcastle , football - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
| Kevin Keegan has announced he wants to bring new faces in at St James' Park, on hearing the news Peter Beardsley has asked if he can have one. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged kevis , keegan , newcastle , football , peter beardsley - Current Score: 5 - Added: 7 months, 8 days ago
| Newcastle United have cancelled their nativity play this year, although they've got 11 donkeys they can only find one wise man and the Messiah has gone missing | |
Joke by MarkR, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged football , newcastle , keegan - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 days ago
| Newcastle have told Kevin Keegan to get on his bike. They obviously remember watching Superstars as well. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Kevin Keegan - Tagged keegan , bike - Current Score: -1 - Added: 3 days ago
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