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| I wish the Africans would stop going on about walking umpteen miles from their homes to get fresh water. They live in mud huts, it's not like they've got a mortgage. |    |
Joke by Benny Lin, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged water , mortgage , africa , africans , kenya , idiots - Current Score: 162 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| The Unforgettable Elephant Story In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Dan worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Dan stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Dan never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Dan was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Dan and his son Dan Jr. were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Dan, lifted its front foot off the ground, and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Dan couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Dan summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Dans legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant! | |
Joke by JamesRose, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged elephant , zoo , kenya , killed - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| How do you improve the transportation system in Kenya? Plant the trees closer together. | |
Joke by Retard, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged kenya , black - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| After my recent trip to Kenya, my Grandad asked me, "do those blackies still throw spears at each other?" To which I replied, "Grandad, you uneducated, heartless old bastard, you can't say that - the correct term is niggers!" | |
Joke by superhorse, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blackies , africa , kenya , nigger - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 months, 2 days ago
| "Kenya has declared Thursday a public holiday to celebrate the election of Barack Obama to the US presidency." I guess they're just taking the remaining 364 days of the year off to recuperate.... | |
Joke by wossaaat, in Religion and racism > Kenyans - Tagged kenya , unemployed , barack obama , public holiday - Current Score: -2 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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