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| What did Kermit The Frog say when Jim Henson died? Fuck All! |    |
Joke by mike_dale14, in Celebrity and news events > Kermit The Frog - Tagged death , jim henson , kermit , kermit the frog , the muppets , frog , died - Current Score: 127 - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago
| What do Kermit the frog and Henry the eighth have in common? They both have the same middle name. | |
Joke by mike22, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged the , names , henry the eighth , kermit - Current Score: 69 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat. | |
Joke by kitkat456, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged miss piggy , kermit , muppets - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What's green and smells of pork? Kermit's middle finger! | |
Joke by mefjam, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged kermit , frog , pork , muppets - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What is green and smells of bacon? Kermits finger. | |
Joke by mayscrum, in Celebrity and news events > Kermit The Frog - Tagged kermit , fingering , ms piggy - Current Score: 0 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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