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| My hot water heater's packed up, so I had to fill the bath using a kettle and a load of saucepans... ...it was fucking uncomfortable when I got in. |    |
Joke by tw2361, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged water heater , kettle , bath - Current Score: 121 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
| I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he then?" | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > corny - Tagged shop , kettle , corny , funny - Current Score: 43 - Added: 1 year ago
| Advice for when a child under four is having a tantrum is "throw some water on them". Bollocks. I tried it and my kid screamed even more. His mum said I shouldn't have used the kettle. | |
Joke by JoeLS14, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged kettle , kid , twat , nonce - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago
| I have a dream... that one day the Pot and the Kettle will be proud to be objects of colour! | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged black , pot , kettle , king - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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