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My hot water heater's packed up, so I had to fill the bath using a kettle and a load of saucepans...

...it was fucking uncomfortable when I got in.
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Joke by tw2361, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged water heater , kettle , bath  - Current Score: 121 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago

I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke
said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he then?"
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Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > corny - Tagged shop , kettle , corny , funny  - Current Score: 43 - Added: 1 year ago

Advice for when a child under four is having a tantrum is "throw some water on them". Bollocks. I tried it and my kid screamed even more. His mum said I shouldn't have used the kettle.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by JoeLS14, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged kettle , kid , twat , nonce  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago

I have a dream... that one day the Pot and the Kettle will be proud to be objects of colour!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged black , pot , kettle , king  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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