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What key can open any lock?

A pi-key.
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged chav , pikey , key , lock , gypsy , open  - Current Score: 56 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago

Seven year old Aishia and her kid brother Yuseff are talking about Mohammed. Aishia said, "last night Uncle Mo came to me and told me I had the gates of paradise between my legs and he had the key between his."

"That's funny," Yuseff replied. "For the last two years he's been telling me it's Ibrihim's trumpet and I've got to learn how to play it"
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Joke by Emm, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged mohammed , yuseff , trumpet , key  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago

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