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| The twelve-year-old girl who lives next door to me has got a fanny shaped like a Yale lock. Mind you, I've only seen it through the keyhole! |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged fanny , yale lock , keyhole , 12 , girl - Current Score: 149 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A hotel porter is looking through the keyhole of the honeymoon suite. "Look at her, she's enjoying that," he whispered to a passing maid. She takes a peek. "Wow, I wish my boyfriend did that to me more," she whispered back. A waiter hears and comes to join in the fun. He has a quick look. "Incredible," he says, "and last night he had the nerve to complain about a hair in his soup..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Honeymoon - Tagged hair , complain , waiter , maid , honeymoon , keyhole - Current Score: 30 - Added: 5 months, 4 days ago
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