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| Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle, he said." You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carol's." |    |
Joke by Token, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged chrismas , peter , lighter , keys , panties - Current Score: 58 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Homeowners are being warned about 3 keys that are capable of opening 73% of doors,84% of cars and 92% of padlocks......... They are 'darkies, pakies and pikeys'!!! | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Celebrity and news events > News Flash - Tagged homeowners , keys , cars , padlocks - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I hate using sticky keys. I think next time I'll point in the other direction. | |
Joke by OscarSouthdale, in Sex and shit > Cum - Tagged cum , sticky , keys , computer , wank - Current Score: -3 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago
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