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| Why do bulimics love KFC? Because it comes with a bucket. |    |
Joke by Maximillion, in Illness and mortality > Bulimia - Tagged bulimics , kfc , bulimia , buckets , bandwagon - Current Score: 451 - Added: 6 months, 12 days ago
| Kids today! My lad said earlier "Can we go to McDonald's?" I said "You can if you can spell it." He replied "Fuck it, can we go to KFC instead?" | |
Joke by ben dover, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged kfc , kids , mcdonalds , food , children , spelling , education - Current Score: 186 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| What do women and KFC have in common? After you're done with the legs, breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. | |
Joke by Weetobix, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , kfc - Current Score: 77 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| KFC have a new brand of Chicken produced especially for mongs. Apparently its 'Window licking good'. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged kfc , downs , mong , slogan - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago
| Why is porn like KFC Chicken? It feels great when you're doing it, but afterwards, you feel really dirty. And your hands are all sticky. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged kfc , porn , masturbation , dragonforce - Current Score: 47 - Added: 8 months, 21 days ago
| Why don’t niggers celebrate christmas? KFC is closed. | |
Joke by mikey, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged nigger , kfc , christmas - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 months ago
| Kentucky Freud Chicken It's Mother-fuckin' good. | |
Joke by mrmidas, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged kentucky , kfc - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month, 19 days ago
| Subliminal advertising is finger licking good. | |
Joke by post-sanity, in Jokes with no home > Adverts - Tagged kfc , advertising - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 month, 13 days ago
| Had a collection for bulimics at work today ...we passed a bucket round. (you wouldn't believe how much we fetched up) | |
Joke by storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Jokes - Tagged bulimia , sick joke , vomit , charity , bucket , kfc - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 week ago
| Asking for a decent service at KFC is just like expecting a standing ovation at a paraplegics convention | |
Joke by JesusOfWatford, in Jokes with no home > Illness - Tagged paraplegics , kfc - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
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