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| When Mrs. Ghandi went to Moscow, Khrushchev took her for a tour of the city in his limo. Recalling his visit to India, he started giving her a hard time about the sanitary conditions there. "When I was in Delhi, I saw human excrement lying everywhere." Poor Mrs. Ghandi was terribly embarrassed, but only for a moment, because just ahead was a man sitting on his heels, shitting on the side of the road. She pointed this out. Khrushchev was livid and didn't hesitate: "Driver, get out immediately and shoot that man!" The driver got out, walked up to the man with his gun drawn, spoke briefly, and then returned to the car. "Sir, I can't shoot that man, he's the Indian ambassador." |    |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged indian , khrushchev , gandhi - Current Score: 5 - Added: 7 months, 11 days ago
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