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| A Scouser inadvertently goes into a gay bar for a beer. He sits at the bar supping his pint when one gay gentleman decides to chance his luck. He approaches the scouser and whispers something into his ear, whereupon the Liverpudlian turns around in complete disgust and horror and proceeds to punch the living fuck out of the homosexual, fist after fist punching him out the door, kicking him across the pub car park, relentlessly punching and kicking until the victim lay comatose. The Scouser then dusted himself down and calmly returned to his pint at the bar, whilst the horrified staff and clientele stood silent and motionless. Eventually, the barman plucks up the courage to ask what had happened: Barman: "Bloody hell mate. What on earth did he whisper to you?" Scouser: "Dunno, something about a 'job'." |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged scouser , homosexual , fight , gay , bar , wanker , liverpool , job , work , gay bar , punch , kick , punched , kicked - Current Score: 406 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| As I was walking through my local park, I saw a bloke touching up a little girl with one hand and wanking with his other. I was furious. I raced over and kicked the fuck out of him and told him to piss off. As he ran off, I shouted after him, "this is my patch, get your own fucking girls!" | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged paedophile , park , touching up , wanking , kicked , fuck , piss off , girls - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months ago
| What's transparent and lies in the gutter? A nigger with the shit kicked out of him!! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , shit , kicked - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| My dad always used to say "fight fire with fire." That's why he got kicked off the Fire Brigade. | |
Joke by nitrokausion, in Jokes with no home > FIRE - Tagged fire , brigade , kicked , sacked - Current Score: 5 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
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