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| You are driving at a constant speed: on your left is a sheer drop, on your right is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig the same size as your car and travelling at the same speed as you. Behind you is a helicopter travelling at ground level and travelling at the same speed as you. What do you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get the fuck off the kiddies merry-go-round, you pissed up bastard! |    |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged merry go round , kiddies , pig , helicopter , fire engine - Current Score: 91 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I was admitted to hospital and the doctor who came to my bed looked at my battered face and said, "Jesus! You've taken a right beating! But it says in your notes you came in with a kidney complaint!" "I did," I replied. "I had a kid on my knee when her dad found us." | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged kid knee , kidney , kiddies , paedo - Current Score: 7 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago
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