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| It's a good job Shannon Matthews was found - imagine finding her in 24 years with 7 kids who look just like her. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged kids , kidnap , imagine , me - Current Score: 108 - Added: 5 months, 10 days ago
| A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde". She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another." | |
Joke by PALROSS, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , ransom , money , thick , stupid , dumb , boy , kidnap - Current Score: 61 - Added: 8 months, 29 days ago
| Christmas dinner at the McCanns. Gerry asks the twins "who wants stuffing?" and one turns to the other and says "it's at times like this I really miss Maddie" | |
Joke by tony.t, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged sex and shit , abuse , death , maddie , cunts , kidnap , fucking , xmas , christmas , paedo - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year ago
| The Austrians have taken their fondness for the Sound of Music too far. They even have their own Von Trapped family. | |
Joke by ComradeDuch, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged austrian , josef fritzl , cellar , austria , kidnap - Current Score: 41 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
| What's the difference between Maddie and a red Ferrari? I don't have a red Ferrari in my garage :( | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine mccann , kidnap , maddie - Current Score: 36 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Shannon Matthews is said to be "Bubbly and relaxed" The poppers haven't worn off yet then. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , drugs , kidnap - Current Score: 29 - Added: 6 months, 21 days ago
| What's rusty and leans against BBC Television Centre? Alan Johnston's bike. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Alan Johnston - Tagged alan johnston , bbc , kidnap - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| It was my lucky day yesterday, I found £2,000,000 in a suitcase. Although it wasn't exactly hard to find, it was where my victim's parents said they'd left it | |
Joke by mookster, in Sex and shit > Kidnap - Tagged victim , kidnap , ransom , lucky - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| My best friend Terry is fifty in a few weeks time. He has it all. A beautiful wife, two wonderful kids, both at University, a Bentley in the garage, a mansion in Surrey, a second home on the Algarve, millions in the bank, and he takes early retirement next year. I thought "what do you give the man who has everything?" After much consideration I opted for a ransom demand asking if he wants to see his wife and kids alive again. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Jokes with no home > Kidnap - Tagged kidnap - Current Score: 21 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I asked the wife the other night "what would you do if you found Maddie alive and well"? she said "i'd be so happy she's safe, i'd give her a big hug" LYING BITCH!!!!! That wasn't her reaction when she opened the shed this morning! | |
Joke by sorprendor, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged maddie , kidnap , wife , lying bitch - Current Score: 18 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago
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