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| My wife said she can do anything twice as well as me. So I donated a kidney. |    |
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , kidney , death , competition , donate , organ donation , moob - Current Score: 172 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| My wife said I make her feel worthless, and I decided to show her that she isn't. I sold one of her kidneys. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged wife , worthless , kidney , sexist - Current Score: 84 - Added: 2 months, 12 days ago
| Be nice to your kids. You never know, you might need a kidney one day. | |
Joke by dutchie, in Illness and mortality > Children - Tagged kids , kidney , organ donation - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 day ago
| I was admitted to hospital and the doctor who came to my bed looked at my battered face and said, "Jesus! You've taken a right beating! But it says in your notes you came in with a kidney complaint!" "I did," I replied. "I had a kid on my knee when her dad found us." | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged kid knee , kidney , kiddies , paedo - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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