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| Almost all serial killers are men. That's because women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Serial Killers - Tagged men , women , kill , die - Current Score: 141 - Added: 3 months ago
| What's the difference between roadkill and a dead chav? Roadkill has skid marks in front of it. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , skid marks , skid , brake , roadkill , road , kill , dead , death - Current Score: 105 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| Blunt knives are pointless. | |
Joke by buzz-lightyear, in Jokes with no home > Corny - Tagged knives , kill , stab , blunt , weapon - Current Score: 71 - Added: 4 months ago
| My mother always said I had my father in me. And he was the one who always threatened to kill me if I ever told her. | |
Joke by anyesss, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged mother , father , kill , rape , incest - Current Score: 69 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| What would it take to reunite "The Beatles"? Two bullets. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged beatles , old , bullets , shoot , reunite , reunion , kill , murder - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged woman , wife , kill , fucking die bitch i hate you , as - Current Score: 57 - Added: 2 months ago
| I'm now the dad of a healthy 8lb baby boy...my wife's going to kill me when she finds out. | |
Joke by iwanalun, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged baby , wife , kill - Current Score: 54 - Added: 5 months ago
| My wife said to me today "Did you know that hippopotamuses kill more people every year than guns? "Yes", I replied, "but a gun is easier to conceal." | |
Joke by doubletee, in Jokes with no home > Gun Crime - Tagged wife , guns , hippo , hippoptamus , kill , lloyd langford - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 week ago
| Sad news reports are coming in that a whale, stranded on an English sandbank today, had to be put down despite a massive rescue attempt. Still, they were pretty fucking daft to try to pick it up in the first place. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Celebrity and news events > Thames Whale - Tagged bbc news , stranded whale , whale , put down , kill , euthanasia , england - Current Score: 49 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger - try telling that to someone with muscular dystrophy. | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Muscular Dystrophy - Tagged kill , stronger , muscular dystrophy - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year ago
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