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| Almost all serial killers are men. That's because women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Serial Killers - Tagged men , women , kill , die - Current Score: 154 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
| How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus? Put poison on the windows. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged retard , disabled , disability , retards , retarded , bus , poison , window , windows , kill , killed , murder , spastic , spaz - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I went to the doctor and said, "My shit looks like liquorice." He said, "You're gonna die in five minutes." I said, "Why? What disease have I got?" He said, "All sorts." | |
Joke by SoccerGod, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged shit , die , death , ill , kill , illness , doctor , disease - Current Score: 110 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
| Rid the world of terrorists and paedophiles. Kill everyone with a beard. | |
Joke by issachunt, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged terrorist , kill , beard , paedophile , terrorism , paedophilia - Current Score: 88 - Added: 4 days ago
| Blunt knives are pointless. | |
Joke by buzz-lightyear, in Jokes with no home > Corny - Tagged knives , kill , stab , blunt , weapon - Current Score: 73 - Added: 7 months, 24 days ago
| My mother always said I had my father in me. And he was the one who always threatened to kill me if I ever told her. | |
Joke by anyesss, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged mother , father , kill , rape , incest - Current Score: 73 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago
| Why should you never run over a chav on a bike? It's probably your bike. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , bike , chav , car , kill , stolen , steal - Current Score: 73 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged woman , wife , kill , fucking die bitch i hate you - Current Score: 61 - Added: 6 months ago
| I'm now the dad of a healthy 8lb baby boy...my wife's going to kill me when she finds out. | |
Joke by iwanalun, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged baby , wife , kill - Current Score: 61 - Added: 8 months, 6 days ago
| What do you do if you run over a chav? Reverse, just to make sure. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chavs , car , dead , reverse , kill , murder - Current Score: 53 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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