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| I love having sex with my girlfriend when she's on her period... I like to pretend I'm killing her. |    |
Joke by rapist101, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged killing , period - Current Score: 90 - Added: 6 months, 6 days ago
| If I got five minutes alone with my wife's killer... I could actually give him the payment. | |
Joke by winston, in Jokes with no home > Crime - Tagged death , killing , wife - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
| I hear voices in my head. They say things like "go home", "do the dishes" or "have an early night". I just ignore them, and carry on killing. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Murder - Tagged killing , sean lock - Current Score: 2 - Added: 7 months, 28 days ago
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