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| A girl comes across a drunken Scotsman lying in a ditch. The Scotsman is fast asleep and the girl decides to take a peek up his kilt to see if the stories are true.She looks,and discovers the stories really are true and that the Scotsman is hauling a whopper. As a joke,she takes a blue ribbon out of her hair and ties it round the Scotsmans todger. A few hours later,the Scotsman wakes up with a hangover and a full bladder.He hitches up his kilt to have a piss and is surprised to see a blue ribbon tied around his dick. "Well laddie,"he says."I don't know where you've been,but i'm mightily pleased to see you won first prize." |    |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged scotland , scot , kilt , penis , hung , ribbon - Current Score: 49 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago
| After announcing he's getting married, a guy tells his pal he'll be wearing a kilt. 'And what's the tartan?' asks the mate. 'Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress.' he replies. | |
Joke by luckoftheirish, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged kilt - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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