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| I met this really kinky girl. "Humiliate me " she said. I bought her a Tottenham shirt. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged tottenham hotspur , kinky , girl , humiliate , shirt - Current Score: 227 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my load in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking aren't you?" | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged kinky , sex , blow , load , ear , mouth , years , wife , man - Current Score: 195 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| The other day I went to pay for a prostitute and I said to her, "I don't mind paying a bit extra, but I'm a bit kinky and would like to hit you around a bit after I've come..." She replied, "Well, how long would you beat me for?" So I answered, "Until you've given me my money back." | |
Joke by ferret, in Sex and shit > Prostitute - Tagged prostitute , beat up , kinky - Current Score: 142 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| My wife's pissed off. She thinks I'm having kinky sex with her mother. I can see it looks bad, but that isn't why I had the bitch tied up and gagged. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Mother In Law - Tagged never shuts up , mother in law , sex , mother fucker , sadist , gag , kinky - Current Score: 82 - Added: 1 day ago
| What's the difference between kinky and perverse? Kinky is using a feather, perverse is using the whole chicken. | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged kinky , perverted , chicken , sex - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I kept asking my wife to stand upside down facing the mirror so I could stick my head between her legs She said "You kinky bastard, what are you up to now?" I said "I'm not fucking kinky - I just wanted to see what I look like with a beard." | |
Joke by Nimrod, in Sex and shit > camping - Tagged kinky , bastard - Current Score: 42 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
| My wife was admitted to hospital last week with head wounds after we did some kinky role-play together. She decided to be a prostitute, I decided to be Peter Sutcliffe. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > Peter Sutcliffe - Tagged roleplay , peter sutcliffe , prostitute , wife , kinky - Current Score: 37 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago
| Max Mosley won record damages today from the newspaper that secretly filmed his kinky S&M sessions. Outside the court, Mr Mosley said he was in the mood to celebrate and would be going to the pub to get thoroughly caned. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Max Mosley - Tagged mosley , nazi sex , kinky , sampm - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago
| Last night me and the wife had a bet on who's kinkiest. I pissed all over her. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Piss - Tagged piss , kinky , wife , bet - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| I think twins are proof that God is kinky. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Sex and shit > Twins - Tagged twins , kinky - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
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