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What is the difference between a 69 and a Paki wedding?

With a 69 you only have to kiss one smelly cunt.
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Joke by Rexton, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged racist , racism , paki , pakistan , pakistani , 69 , kiss , kissed , kisses , smell , smelly , cunt , cunts  - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Two blokes talking in a bar.
Bob : "I can't really remember the last time I did something really, really enjoyable."
Phil: "I can."
Bob : "Oh yeah? When was that?"
Phil: "Last night when I kissed my mother-in-law goodnight."
Bob : "Fucking hell! What's so enjoyable about that?!?"
Phil: "I had a cigarette in my mouth at the time."
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Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Mother-In-Law - Tagged bar , kissed , cigarette  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 8 months, 2 days ago

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