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| All in all, 99000 people are making love right now, 22000 are kissing, 11000 are getting oral and one sad wanker is reading this..... You hang in there, friend! |    |
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged 99000 , people , kissing , oral , wanker - Current Score: 66 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| When I was young I used to practise kissing on my hand. It was great practice for foreplay - now that I only have sex with my hand. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged masturbation , kissing , sex , foreplay - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| My wife's one of those women that closes her eyes when kissing. She still sees my hand going up her fucking skirt though. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , kissing , hand - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| I have recently started giving CPR classes to children at my local Leisure Centre. Well, that's what I'm telling the Authorities and Parents. | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , get your kicks where you can , children , kissing - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| Are you allowed to kiss a nun? Yes, but don't get into the habit. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged religion , catholic , catholicism , christianity , nun , nuns , kiss , kissing - Current Score: 7 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| My wife's one of those women that closes her eyes when she's kissing. That's why I always try to get her to blow me a kiss when she's driving off in the morning. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , kiss , kissing - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| A little boy says to the priest 'Kiss Me, Kiss Me'. The priest replies 'I can't. It would be unethical. I shouldn't even be shagging you' | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged priest , little boy , kissing , shagging - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 months, 2 days ago
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