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| I see a lot of women are using this site... The dinner won't cook itself you know. |    |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , cooking , sexist , sickipedia , kitchen , dishes - Current Score: 432 - Added: 4 months ago
| I wanted to ask my wife her honest view on sexist jokes. But she was too busy doing the cooking. | |
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged sexist , woman , cooking , kitchen - Current Score: 124 - Added: 4 months ago
| I walked into the kitchen this morning and asked my wife, "What's for breakfast?", she replied "make love to me right now". Not believing my luck I took her straight over the table, and when I finished asked her, "What's all that about?" "The egg timer's broken." She replied! | |
Joke by guest1, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged husband , wife , crap , kitchen , sex - Current Score: 87 - Added: 4 months ago
| I came downstairs this morning and the wife was by the stove cooking breakfast in her slippers. I said to myself "I must buy her a frying pan!" | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged wife , cook , kitchen , husband , sex - Current Score: 66 - Added: 10 months ago
| Why did the woman cross the road? Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen? | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged sexism , woman , kitchen - Current Score: 66 - Added: 10 months ago
| I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere where I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged as , woman , kitchen - Current Score: 65 - Added: 3 months ago
| Why can't women go skiing? Coz there's no ski slope between the bedroom and the kitchen. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged women , skiing , bedroom , kitchen - Current Score: 51 - Added: 8 months ago
| A woman walks into a bar... Don't be stupid, she was in the kitchen! | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged kitchen , pub , woman - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 month ago
| Why are women fascinated by shoes? Because they've got to make something about walking from the bedroom to the kitchen interesting. | |
Joke by AngryBlack, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged women , shoes , sexist , bedroom , kitchen , bitch , kitchen sink , footware - Current Score: 15 - Added: 10 months ago
| How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when SHE brings it to you. | |
Joke by holden_08, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , kitchen , slut , whore , sheep , maddy - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 months ago
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